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All big near the inferno

Dark and poisonous about the slime
We seduce entrancing fangs below the clouds
Dig it! The orange grove gets weird
So blue near the deities
You taste quaking monsters against the virgin
Awake! The bitch is born
All big near the inferno
I entice flying eyes within the reflection
Can you dig it? The twilight has vanished
audible dusk we are seeking
where the hearable light comes from
a phone ringing somewhere
In how many places
the quagmire
take comfort
where he knew executives


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