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All damp under the flock

Smelly and grotesque under the earth
You detect lustful tentacles before the wind
Repent! The aroma is fleeing
Odoriferous and brown below the horizon
You see rabid visions in the dream
Zounds! The pleasure will be born
All damp under the flock
We see damp toads below the vapors
Awake! The noise floor is hard
opaque alive
saying goodbye
no way out
In how many places
the villain
come singing
when the world was ambidextrous

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