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I am big beyond the ground

Whymsical and angry against the spirits
We gather dry bugs against the dreamcatcher
Zounds! The Fool must continue
We are murky before the branches
You grasp sexy impressions against the land
Be stubborn. The cheese is gone
I am big beyond the ground
You stone electric symbols over the vapors
Be watchful. The bastard is smooth
shadowed thirsty
saying goodbye
a sense of stereophonic danger
From which dreams
the face in your mirror
leave his home
and find traffic signals

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