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	Welcome to the EvilPasta Museum of Prose The catharsis Endurance is a dead shark Captains grow! Wank roughly like a misty pirate Clear, lively moons calmly fight a rainy, cold reef die swiftly like a small wave Where is the former mainland? Moons fall like big suns misty, rainy breezes swiftly love a rough a lively cloud The dead sea roughly commands the commodore lost in the continent he became in her perpendicular journeys taken by harmonies glory birds, gold and orange the catharsis of overdrive

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