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	Where Is EvilPasta? EvilPasta has kindly paid visits to the following locales. We've got pictures. Take a look at the footage: [geographic locale unknown] hidden in a notebook         [visitor-submitted sighting]         "I don't know how it got there..."         found: December 10 2k6, 7pm   [found by: Stephanie] Target - box of Honey Maid Soft Snack Bars         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found: August 13 2k5   [found by: Jamie] Target - joystick box         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found: October 23 2k5   [found by: Andrew] Arizona Holbrook         [pictures!]         a gas pump         some gas station on state highway 77         November 2k3   [posted December 2k4] Hoover Dam         [pictures!]         overlooking Lake Mead         on the Arizona/Nevada state line         May 2k4   [posted July 2k5] Colorado Castle Rock         [pictures!]         BP station on E. Castle Pines Pkwy.         Exit 188 off I-25         7610 N. Debbie Ln.         November 2k3   [posted April 2k5] Florida Lakeland         [visitor-submitted sighting]         written on money         found: September 14 2k6   [found by: Jim] Illinois Chicago Friendly Tower         [pictures!]         home of JPUSA         920 W. Wilson Ave.         March 2k6   [posted December 2k6] Giordano's Restaurant         [pictures!]         Rice Building         815 W. Van Buren St.         March 2k6   [posted December 2k6] Evanston         [pictures!]         Hillside Free Methodist Church         2727 Crawford Ave.         March 2k6   [posted December 2k6] somewhere in IL         [visitor-submitted sighting]         written on money         found: late July 2k6   [found by: Tammy] Indiana Fortville         [visitor-submitted sighting]         McDonalds         found: April 2 2k5   [found by: Kristin] Iowa Ames an apartment bldg on S. 4th St.         [visitor-submitted sighting] Borders         [2 visitor-submitted sightings] Chamberlain Lofts         [visitor-submitted sighting] East Hy-Vee         [visitor-submitted sighting] Target         [visitor-submitted sighting] Wal-Mart         [visitor-submitted sighting] Welch Avenue         [visitor-submitted sighting] written on money         [visitor-submitted sighting] Ames - Iowa State University a bathroom         [visitor-submitted sighting] in a library book         [visitor-submitted sighting] in a Soc 202 Research Methods book         [visitor-submitted sighting] in front of my computer...         [visitor-submitted sighting] Catt Hall         [visitor-submitted sighting] Cross Country Course & Arboretum         [visitor-submitted sighting] Friley Hall         [visitor-submitted sighting] Heady Hall         [visitor-submitted sighting] Helser Residence Hall         [pictures!] Hoover Hall         [visitor-submitted sighting] Memorial Union Parking Ramp         [visitor-submitted sighting] Pearson Hall         [visitor-submitted sighting] Ross Hall         [visitor-submitted sighting] Thielen Student Health Center         [visitor-submitted sighting] Ankeny         [visitor-submitted sighting]         church         found: December 10 2k6   [found by: Amy] Clive         [visitor-submitted sighting]         CompUSA         found: September 21 2k5   [found by: James] Davenport         [visitor-submitted sighting]         Super Target         found: March 30 2k7   [found by: Kelsey] Des Moines Court Avenue         [pictures!] Des Moines International Airport         [pictures!] Iowa Historical Building         [visitor-submitted sighting] Iowa State Fair         [pictures!] Iowa State Fair - on a door         [visitor-submitted sighting] SouthRidge Mall         [pictures!] Fairfield         [visitor-submitted sighting]         written on money         found: November 25 2k6   [found by: anonymous] Indianola         [visitor-submitted sighting]         Super Wal-Mart         found: January 2k5   [found by: Bonnie] Mason City         [pictures!]         Harley-Davidson of Mason City         706 S. Federal Ave.         March 2k5   [posted April 2k5] Marquette         [visitor-submitted sighting]         in a car         found: after work, September 17 2k5 at 9pm   [found by: Travis] McGregor - Little Switzerland Inn         [visitor-submitted sighting]         Little Switzerland Inn         found: January 28 2k7   [found by: Andrea] McGregor - Main Street         [pictures!]         overlooking Main Street         from the Little Switzerland Inn         April 2k5   [posted July 2k5] Strawberry Point         [pictures!]         giant strawberry above City Hall         111 Commercial St.         November 5 2k6   [posted December 2k6] Waterloo AJ's Eatery & Spirits         [pictures!]         1415 E. San Marnan Dr.         November 3 2k6   [posted December 2k6] Super Target         1501 E. San Marnan Dr.         visit on: November 3 2k6   [posted December 2k6]       [pictures!]         found: November 4 2k6   [found by: Sandra]       [visitor-submitted sighting] Minnesota Twin Cities area - grocery store         [visitor-submitted sighting]         at the grocery store on the bulletin board         found: July 27 2k6   [found by: Sarah] St. Paul a box of envelopes         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found: June 25 2k6   [found by: Nancy] Borders Book Store         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found: July 2k6   [found by: Milan] Cliffs on Mississippi         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found: July 8 2k6   [found by: Shane] Mickey's Diner         [pictures!]         May 2k6   [posted June 2k6] Wabasha St. & Kellogg Blvd.         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found: circa June 7 2k6   [found by: Jeff] Nevada Hoover Dam         [pictures!]         overlooking Lake Mead         on the Arizona/Nevada state line         May 2k4   [posted July 2k5] Las Vegas - Hard Rock Cafe         [pictures!]         on the Las Vegas Strip         4475 Paradise Rd.         June 2k4   [posted May 2k5] Las Vegas - Las Vegas Strip         [pictures!]         on the Las Vegas Strip         corner of S. Las Vegas Blvd. and Harmon Ave.         June 2k4   [posted August 2k4] Las Vegas - McCarran Int'l         [pictures!]         McCarran International Airport         D Terminal         June 2k4   [posted June 2k6] Ohio Cardington         [visitor-submitted sighting]         in an X-Box         found: May 30 2k5   [found by: Kyle] Columbus         [visitor-submitted sighting]         Kroger Food & Pharmacy         found: April 3 2k5 Kent - Days Inn         [visitor-submitted sighting]         hotel room door         found: June 1 2k7 at 12:30am   [found by: Anthony] Kent - Hampton Inn         [visitor-submitted sighting]         found at work         found: Apri 1 2k7   [found by: Ryan] Vermont Colchester         [pictures!]         stuck to the back of some old blue van         in a residential parking lot on Peach Tree Lane         June 2k3   [posted December 2k4] somewhere between Grand Isle, VT and Plattsburgh, NY         [pictures!]         on an auto/passenger ferry         in Lake Champlain         June 2k3   [posted August 2k4] Wisconsin near Kieler         [pictures!]         Rest Area 106         at US Highway 61/151 and Wisconsin route 11/35 interchange         November 2k4   [posted July 2k5] Milwaukee         [pictures!]         University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee         November 2k4   [posted July 2k5] Prairie du Chien         [pictures!]         Huckleberry's Restaurant, Gift Shop & Banquet Hall         1916 S. Marquette Rd.         November 4 2k6   [posted December 2k6] Check back often. New EvilPasta sightings will be added regularly. Find One? Let EvilPasta know HERE. Then, if you can, document it. Take a picture (or two) for us. SEND it in. Where did you find it? What was the serial number on the back? Want to take EvilPasta with you somewhere we haven't been before? Be our guest. Send an e-mail. We'll provide you with the pasta; you provide us with the pictures.

This Month's Articles...

	10 Accident Reports Interesting actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.

	Gasoline Conservation for Dummies Save gas: As summer driving season approaches, let's think about how to save big bucks on gasoline.

	It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

	Clever Students, Clever Teachers We bring you these reports in a never-ending race of wits between students and teachers as the two groups strive to out-smart eachother.

	Story of Proud Hick from Melcher, IA Designated driver? No way. Only a person from Iowa could think of this...

	How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

	In The News: Indian Eunuchs Help Collect Taxes Actual stories... More of the latest news that actually happened and was actually reported in the news from the EvilPasta News archives.

	Application for Jerry Springer Show Want to be on the Jerry Springer Show? Here's what we presume to be a sample application.

	News Headlines Not Worth Printing: • Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies [The Los Angeles Times, March 2] • Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men [The Sunday Oregonian, September 24] • Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete [The Miami Herald, July 3] • Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons [Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6] • How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author Louise Hart [Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5] • Fish Lurk In Streams [Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29]