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"Who put the violin in the violin case?"
famous last words
of a mafia hitman
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This Month's Articles...
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10 Accident Reports
Interesting actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
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News Headlines Not Worth Printing:
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies [The Los Angeles Times, March 2]
Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men [The Sunday Oregonian, September 24]
Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete [The Miami Herald, July 3]
Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons [Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6]
How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author Louise Hart [Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5]
Fish Lurk In Streams [Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29]
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"Britain is not an island...well, yes it is, but..."
Unidentified MP
on BBC Radio 4
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