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Illuminatia is a project centered on a fictitious continent, located on a fictional world, taking place in a time far into the future. It's a hybrid between cartography, geography, and science fiction. The Illuminatia project is profiled on this wiki, which is regularly updated with new content.
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Endurance is a dead shark
Wank roughly like a misty pirate
Clear, lively moons calmly fight a rainy, cold reef
die swiftly like a small wave
Where is the former mainland?
Moons fall like big suns
misty, rainy breezes
swiftly love a rough
a lively cloud
The dead sea roughly commands the commodore
lost in the continent he became
in her perpendicular journeys
taken by harmonies
glory birds, gold and orange
the catharsis of overdrive
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