Not your grandma's fettuccine.

The reason we put cheese in cheese ravioli.

Did you find an EvilPasta?

Have you seen an EvilPasta?
an EvilPasta
Report your sighting HERE.
Your discovery will be added to the EvilPasta Sightings scrapbook.


^ yeah, you should be seeing an advertisement right there. This is how EvilPasta pays its bills. EvilPasta thinks they work better when they're clicked occasionally.

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the venerable Evil Pasta Empire
...abridged

Illuminatia
Illuminatia is a project centered on a fictitious continent, located on a fictional world, taking place in a time far into the future. It's a hybrid between cartography, geography, and science fiction. The Illuminatia project is profiled on this wiki, which is regularly updated with new content.


Transphonic
Experience your own personal sonic experience as you check out the Transphonic Museum of Prose. Endure whatever happens to be inflicted upon you here at Transphonic. Be sure to record your unique code for later reference.


Did you find an EvilPasta?
EvilPasta have been finding themselves lurking in some of the most unexpected places. They're proliferating and they might have invaded your general vicinity. Perhaps you found one of them. Did you? Keep your eyes peeled for a reporting mechanism right here on this site. Let EvilPasta know you found one of its minions.



EvilPasta.com
is a gluten-free alternative.

Check back for more pictures of pasta noodles. Fun stuff.


This site was originally designed in 2003,
and the design hasn't really been updated much since then.
Can you tell?