Not your grandma's fettuccine.

The reason we put cheese in cheese ravioli.

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...abridged

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Illuminatia is a project centered on a fictitious continent, located on a fictional world, taking place in a time far into the future. It's a hybrid between cartography, geography, and science fiction. The Illuminatia project is profiled on this wiki, which is regularly updated with new content.


Welcome to the EvilPasta Museum of Prose

All luminous in the sand

Quite florescent among the incandescent
You see glowing noses above the plasma
Whoa! The nugget has come
So dank above the phosphor
I entice quaking men in the xenon
I reach! The electricity is no more
All luminous in the sand
You hobnob with earcandy in the dreamscape
Damn! The transportation gets weird
polluted and intangible
seeing the clouds
a pager ringing somewhere
Out of whose dream
the bells
look for landmarks
trying to do the hokey pokey


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