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A day without sunshine is like night.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
It's amazing how many people in that office are trying to resolve all their childhood neuroses ... The best thing to major in if you want to understand Congress is developmental psychology.
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Feedback Results for Edition #13
Readers gave last month's Issue #13 an average rating of 3.2 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 62% approval rating.
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4
40%
3
13%
2
11%
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7%
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7%
Note: Rating statistics are now compiled based upon the cumulative results of each individual feedback survey, which can be found on the right-hand side of each content page.
Reader Survey Results for Edition #13
The Survey
What best describes your sense of humor?
sunny/wholesome: 10.27%
dark/morbid: 13.70%
nerdy/cerebral: 11.64%
dry/engineer's: 5.48%
wet/blunt/caustic: 13.70%
risque: 4.11%
bizarre/silly/slapstick: 34.25%
non-existent: 6.85%
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The Survey
Which peanut butter do you prefer?
creamy: 55.56%
crunchy: 31.75%
I'm indifferent/don't care: 7.94%
I don't like peanut butter: 4.76%
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The Survey
Have you ever been employed by a McDonalds restaurant?
yes- I was: 3.23%
yes- I am currently: 0.00%
no: 96.77%
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This Month's Articles...
Farmer Sows Corn In Search For Love: Man Plants Personal Ad In Corn
A western New York farmer was looking for love. So he wrote a personals ad... in his cow pasture.
Stupidity or Irony?
Is it really evil irony, or simple stupidity in action here?
12 More Great Metaphors and Similes
Here are some more not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our minds... or at least some very creative ones, at that.
15 Ways To Annoy Men
Yes, it's another play on gender. But we all know there's truth in it ...that's why we laugh.
Letters to Landlords
Please fix our toilet so that we can bathe our children ...and other interesting requests from tenants to landlords.
U.K. Soldiers Serving In War To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear
Defense officials in Britain are briefing the public on a new wrinkle in the fight against the heat and dust of Iraq and Afghanistan...
Former congressman Dick Armey discussing his ex-colleagues in The Washington Post
Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill
Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill.
