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* Click HERE to view the "Who's More Evil" vote results! * The Survey • When was the last time you used a spork? today sometime this month within the year over a year ago never/not that I recall • Want to take the next survey? Click HERE for Survey III. Find Out First! Get an e-mail the moment a new issue of EvilPasta comes out! Sign up HERE! You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta. We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive! • To participate in EvilPasta's reader surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light-green sections labeled "The Survey" or white sections titled "Feedback." • Click the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the box. • Your votes in each "Survey" will be automatically tallied once you submit if there are enough votes to count; final results will be released in next month's issue of EvilPasta. • Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a survey, you'll see a link to ANOTHER survey. By all means, fill that one out too!

	Feedback Results for Edition #12 • Readers gave last month's Issue #12 an average rating of 3.3 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 66% approval rating. Stars %   5 24% 4 31% 3 17% 2 13% 1 6% 0 9% Note: Rating statistics are now compiled based upon the cumulative results of each individual feedback survey, which can be found on the right-hand side of each content page.

	Reader Survey Results for Edition #12 The Survey • Which do you find to be more truthful? The early bird gets the worm: 39.55% The second mouse gets the cheese: 60.45% • Want to take the next survey? Click HERE for Survey II. The Survey • Have you ever committed a felony? yes - knowingly: 19.12% yes- unknowingly: 14.71% no - not that I'm aware: 66.18% • Want to take the next survey? Click HERE for Survey III. The Survey • Where do you place among your siblings? oldest child: 34.33% middle child: 16.42% youngest child: 34.33% only child: 14.93% • Want to take the next survey? Click HERE for Survey I.

This Month's Articles...

	GM's Brilliant Airbag Contest With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 2001, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday.

	Frustrated Robber Leaves After Cashier Laughs At His Mask What would you think if Pluto tried to rob you? A clerk at a Pennsylvania convenience store thought it was hilarious.

	Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

	New Way to Get That Job Use this response to dreaded rejection letters during your next job hunt.

	George Costanza's Tips for Working Tips for maintaining appearances as a busy, useful, productive, employee at your workplace.

	Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

	New Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. Read more...

	Maybe You Should Just Stay Home Sometimes people make you wonder. EvilPasta recommends staying home and keeping your mouth shut.

	Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

	Amusing Irrelevant Facts Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air. Let's learn some more purely useless information...