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Fat-free muffins taste a lot better if you put gobs of butter on them.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
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Feedback Results for Edition #11
Readers gave last month's Issue #11 an average rating of 3 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 63% approval rating.
Stars
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5
37%
4
17%
3
12%
2
13%
1
10%
0
11%
Note: Rating statistics are now compiled based upon the cumulative results of each individual feedback survey, which can be found on the right-hand side of each content page.
Reader Survey Results for Edition #11
The Survey
Which is your dominant hand (i.e. most often used for writing)?
right: 71.91%
left: 18.54%
I'm ambidextrous: 9.55%
The Survey II
Have you ever seen a shooting star (with your own eyes)?
yes: 76.39%
no: 23.61%
The Survey III
How many separate windows adorn the room you are currently occupying?
one: 36.25%
two: 28.75%
three: 11.25%
four or more: 20.00%
none: 3.75%
This Month's Articles...
All-Purpose Apology Form
The most effective method of apology for your next great stupid mistake!
15 Greatest Metaphors and Similes
Here are some not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our students... or at least some very creative ones, at that.
Car Thief Caught After Falling Asleep
It wasn't hard for the Mounties to get their man in a car theft, even though it had not been reported.
DEA Agent Shoots Self in Gun Safety Class
The Drug Enforcement Administration agent was speaking to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.
Try spelling Evian backwards. NAΟVE
As Much Use As...
This web site is as much use as a snowplow in Bangkok ...and other similar useful expressions.
Advertising Slogans
Ever wonder what all that advertising lingo really means?
