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Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Handy guide to modern science:
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The Survey
Which is your dominant hand (i.e. most often used for writing)?
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Feedback Results for Edition #10
Readers gave last month's Issue #10 an average rating of 3 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 60% approval rating.
Stars
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5
21%
4
15%
3
32%
2
15%
1
11%
0
6%
Note: Rating statistics are now compiled based upon the cumulative results of each individual feedback survey, which can be found on the right-hand side of each content page.
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Reader Survey Results for Edition #10
The Survey
How many pillows do you sleep with?
two: 50.54%
one: 24.19%
three or more: 22.58%
none: 2.69%
Have you taken this survey?
The Survey II
Do you own a cellular/mobile telephone?
yes: 84.42%
no: 15.58%
Have you taken this survey?
The Survey III
Do you know how to change a flat tire?
yes: 58.97%
no: 41.03%
Have you taken this survey?
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This Month's Articles...
The Final Exam
EvilPasta University brings you the ULTIMATE final exam. Good luck...
Grading Final Exams
A list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.
Abbie Hoffman
Cartoon Laws of Physics
The basic laws of physics change completely when we're in the cartoon world...
What Professors Say and What They Really Mean
Language that professors commonly use deciphered for the layman.
15 Ways To Deal With Stress
Whimfully helpful stress-management tips... try these!
20 More Ways To Be Annoying
Let's do society a favor by exposing new inventive ways to annoy the heck out of people.
* If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.
* If it stinks, it's chemistry.
* If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Fresh Hope for Fat Bunnies
LONDON (Apr 28 2004, Reuters): The dangers of obesity to kids may be all over the headlines, but spare a thought for the legions of fat rabbits-- overfed and under-exercised by their doting owners.
