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The Survey • How many pillows do you sleep with? one two three or more none • Want to take the next survey? Click HERE for Survey II. [an error occurred while processing this directive] You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta. We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive! • To participate in EvilPasta's reader surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Survey" or "Feedback." • Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the box. • Your vote will be tallied and the results will be released for all to see in next month's issue of EvilPasta. • Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a survey, you'll see ANOTHER survey pop up in place of the last one you submitted. By all means, fill that one out too!

	Feedback Results for Edition #9 • Readers gave last month's Issue #9 an average rating of 4.05 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 81% approval rating. Stars %   5 37% 4 42% 3 11% 2 7% 1 0% 0 3% Note: Rating statistics are now compiled based upon the cumulative results of each individual feedback survey, which can be found on the right-hand side of each content page.

	Reader Survey Results for Edition #9 Survey I • Which cheese do you prefer? Cheddar: 16.98% Mozzarella: 15.09% Parmesan: 11.32% Provolone: 11.32% American: 9.43% Swiss: 5.66% Muenster: 5.66% Fetta: 5.66% Gouda: 3.77% Cottage Cheese: 3.77% Blue Cheese: 3.77% Monterey Jack: 1.89% Colby Jack: 1.89% Ricotta: 1.89% Cream Cheese: 1.89% Romano: 0.00% • Have you taken this survey? Click HERE to cast your vote. Survey II • For how long have you owned a personal computer? between five and ten years: 43.48% over ten years: 26.09% less than a year: 17.39% less than two years: 8.70% less than five years: 4.35% I don’t own one; I'm using some one else's right now.: 0.00% • Have you taken this survey? Click HERE to cast your vote. Survey III • Which handwriting instrument do you prefer? ballpoint pen: 32.61% gel pen: 21.74% mechanical pencil: 19.57% sharpie: 10.87% fountain pen: 4.35% traditional pencil: 4.35% felt-tip pen: 2.17% crayon: 2.17% marker: 2.17% colored pencil: 0.00% • Have you taken this survey? Click HERE to cast your vote.

This Month's Articles...

	Best and Worst Comments Taken From MIT Course Evaluation Guide "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing. It's a great stress reliever..."

	Fraternity Blows Cannon Into Apartments COLUMBIA, MO.: Members of the Kappa Alpha fraternity tried to load an antique cannon on their front lawn with fireworks, but destroyed the cannon and blew out the window of a second floor apartment across the street.

	The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. Abbie Hoffman

	Murphy's Law 101 Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Our course in Murphy's Law is back in session with a fresh look at the basic yet intriguing concept: "If anything can go wrong, it will."

	Driving Test Bloopers A sampling of real answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school for moving violation offenders.

	People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

	Computer Lies These things wouldn't be so uncomforting when you hear them if they were true.

	Computers & Electronics as Depicted in Movies Your computer tells you "This program has performed an illegal operation." Computers in movies cut right to the explosions.

	Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

	20 Amusing Irrelevant Facts The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. ...and you thought THAT was useless and irrelevant. Wait 'til you read on...