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	Feedback Results for Edition #8 • Readers gave last month's Issue #8 an average rating of 3.25 out of 5 stars. That amounts to a 65% approval rating. Stars %   5 31% 4 35% 3 4% 2 3% 1 12% 0 15% Question Posed: Have you visited EvilPasta before? %   Response 19% yes; once or twice 24% frequently; I'm addicted 57% no; I'm a newbie

	Reader Survey Results for Edition #8 We asked: Have you ever visited Italy? %   Response 23% Yes 75% No 2% I'm from Italy. We asked: Can you play a musical instrument? Which one(s)? %   Response 66% Yes, I play a musical instrument. 14% I don't play a musical instrument, but I sing! 20% No, I'm musically illiterate. I can play the radio, though. • If we formed a band using the EvilPasta readers who responded to this survey, we'd get the following instrumentation: 10 guitars 7 painos 5 drummers 4 flutes 3 clarinets 3 bass guitars 2 saxophones 2 trumpets 2 digeradoos 2 percussionists 2 spoon players 1 violin 1 trombone 1 harmonica 1 bassoon 1 string bass

	You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta. We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive! • To participate in EvilPasta's reader surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Survey" or "Feedback." • Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the box. • Your vote will be tallied and the results will be released for all to see in next month's issue of EvilPasta. • Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a survey, you'll see ANOTHER survey pop up in place of the last one you submitted. By all means, fill that one out too!

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