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The spaghetti noodles are in discontent.
April 2k4

Edition #8

•Linguine Primavera•

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Feedback Results for Edition #7
• Readers gave last month's Issue #7 an average rating of 4.2 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 80% approval rating.

Stars %  
5 48%
4 29%
3 10%
2 5%
1 8%



Question Posed: Have you visited EvilPasta before?

%   Response
0% yes; once or twice
50% frequently; I'm addicted
50% no; I'm a newbie



Reader Survey Results for Edition #7
We asked: Which mac & cheese do you prefer?

%   Response
19% Easy Mac
34% macaroni from a box
36% home-made
11% other

• Other responses:
organic, egg-free
Kraft dinner
Velveeta!
mac & cheese from the blue box
macaroni from a bag
I don't like mac & cheese


We asked: Which best describes where you live?

%   Response
50% house
2% mobile home
18% apartment
19% dormitory
0% motor home/RV
0% hotel/motel
6% in a van, down by the river
5% other

• Other responses:
motel from hell
behind a fridge


You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta.

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• To participate in EvilPasta's reader polls and surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Rate it!" or "About You."
• Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the form.
• Your vote will be counted and the results will be released for all to see in next week's issue of EvilPasta.
• Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a poll or survey, if you see ANOTHER poll pop up in place of the last one you submitted, by all means, fill that one out too!

Picture Of The Week
An Easter moment. [Click To Enlarge]
An Easter Moment.


Position Open: Mother
The World's Oldest and Largest Profession

(Remember... Mother's Day is Sunday, May 9th, 2004.)

Ways To Be Annoying
More than simply taking the hotel towel...


Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.


If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy's Technology Laws

This is so insane that it just might work.
How To Get Away With Speeding


Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A. Whitney Brown


Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral
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