78% of EvilPasta readers eat meat.
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Because the fettuccini didn't mix well with the alfredo sauce.
March 2k4

Edition #7

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The Survey
• Which mac & cheese do you prefer?

Easy Mac
macaroni from a box
Kraft dinner/blue box
Velveeta!
home-made
I don't like mac & cheese
other

• Would you like to take the next survey?
Click HERE for Issue 7's Survey II.




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RateIt! Results for Edition #6
• Readers gave last month's Issue #6 an average rating of 3.8 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 76% approval rating.

Stars   Percentage of Respondents
5       16%   [xxx]
4       11%   [xx]
3        7%   [x]
2        1%   [/]
1        5%   [x]


Question Posed: How did you first find out about EvilPasta?

Percentage           Response
50%   [xxxxxxxxxx]   friend/word-of-mouth
23%   [xxxxx]        a little slip of paper
                        I found somewhere
 6%   [x]            a fly-posting
11%   [xx]           advertisement
 9%   [xx]           advertisement


Reader Survey Results for Edition #5
We asked: When eating macaroni and cheese, which utensil do you use?

Percentage                Response
63%   [xxxxxxxxxxxxx]     fork
20%   [xxxx]              spoon
 7%   [x]                 spork
 1%   [/]                 chopsticks
 8%   [xx]                other


We asked: Which best describes where you most regularly sleep?

Percentage                Response
73%   [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]   bed
 7%   [x]                 futon
 5%   [x]                 sofa
 3%   [x]                 la-z-boy
 0%   []                  chair
 3%   [x]                 floor
 1%   [/]                 stable
 5%   [x]                 other

You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta.

We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive!
• To participate in EvilPasta's reader polls and surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Rate it!" or "About You."
• Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the form.
• Your vote will be counted and the results will be released for all to see in next week's issue of EvilPasta.
• Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a poll or survey, if you see ANOTHER poll pop up in place of the last one you submitted, by all means, fill that one out too!

Picture Of The Week
Everything you could imagine for your programming needs. [Click To Enlarge]
Everything you could imagine for your programming needs.


Murphy's Law 101
For your benefit, EvilPasta offers this continuation of our introductory crash course exploring how the laws of how life tend to not work out.


The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...
Punch Lines: Beethoven

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.


Nice Try At English
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.

An elderly lady upon return from shopping found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and screamed that she knows how to use it and that she will if required...
Carjacking Foiled


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown


Pass This Test
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...

From The News: Much Ado About Nothing at Edinburgh Fringe
The Theater of Relativity has come up with the ultimate nihilistic experience on stage -- a play called "Sweet FA" -- that is the talk of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival...

Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.


Keep these generalizations in mind for when it comes time to enter the business world.
7 Rules Of Business


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