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The Survey
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Which mac & cheese do you prefer?
• Would you like to take the next survey? Click HERE for Issue 7's Survey II.
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RateIt! Results for Edition #6
• Readers gave last month's Issue #6 an average rating of 3.8 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 76% approval rating.
Stars Percentage of Respondents
5 16% [xxx]
4 11% [xx]
3 7% [x]
2 1% [/]
1 5% [x]
Question Posed: How did you first find out about EvilPasta?
Percentage Response
50% [xxxxxxxxxx] friend/word-of-mouth
23% [xxxxx] a little slip of paper
I found somewhere
6% [x] a fly-posting
11% [xx] advertisement
9% [xx] advertisement
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Reader Survey Results for Edition #5
We asked: When eating macaroni and cheese, which utensil do you use?
Percentage Response
63% [xxxxxxxxxxxxx] fork
20% [xxxx] spoon
7% [x] spork
1% [/] chopsticks
8% [xx] other
We asked: Which best describes where you most regularly sleep?
Percentage Response
73% [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] bed
7% [x] futon
5% [x] sofa
3% [x] la-z-boy
0% [] chair
3% [x] floor
1% [/] stable
5% [x] other
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You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta.
We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive!
• To participate in EvilPasta's reader polls and surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Rate it!" or "About You."
• Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the form.
• Your vote will be counted and the results will be released for all to see in next week's issue of EvilPasta.
• Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a poll or survey, if you see ANOTHER poll pop up in place of the last one you submitted, by all means, fill that one out too!
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The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...
Punch Lines: Beethoven
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Nice Try At English
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.
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Pass This Test
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...
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