The following content generated in this column belongs to this week's current issue, not to archived issue #6.
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The Survey
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When eating macaroni and cheese, which utensil do you use?
• Would you like to take the next survey?
Click HERE for Issue 6's Survey II.
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RateIt! Results for Edition #4
• Readers gave last week's Issue #5 an average rating of 4.4 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 88% approval rating.
Stars Percentage of Respondents
5 59% [xxxxxxxxxxxx]
4 24% [xxxxx]
3 14% [xxx]
2 3% [x]
1 0% []
Question Posed: Have you told your friends about EvilPasta?
Percentage Response
6% [x] "Yes, I've e-mailed my entire address book!"
38% [xxxxxxxx] "Yes, I've told a few folks."
19% [xxxx] "Yes, one or two."
25% [xxxxx] "No, but I plan to spread the word."
13% [xxx] "No, and I don't intend to either."
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Reader Survey Results for Edition #5
We asked: How far is your home from the nearest true-to-God Italian restaurant? Sorry, but Americanized pizza joints do not apply. Olive Garden is acceptable. Fazoli's is not.
Percentage Response
3% [x] "less than a city block
(practically next door)"
13% [xxx] "< ten city blocks (1 mile/1½km)"
13% [xxx] "< thirty city blocks (3 miles/5km)"
8% [xx] "< ten miles (16km)"
14% [xxx] "further than ten miles (>16km)"
19% [xxxx] "I haven’t the slightest clue."
We asked: Of which media is the majority of your music collection comprised?
Percentage Response
52% [xxxxxxxxxx] compact disks (CDs)
0% [] cassette tapes
0% [] eight-tracks
0% [] vinyl records
10% [xxxx] MP3 or other computer file type
(include portable digital
music players)
2% [/] "I listen to the radio for most of
my musical entertainment."
2% [/] "I get most of my music live!"
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You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta.
We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive!
• To participate in EvilPasta's reader polls and surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Rate it!" or "About You."
• Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the form.
• Your vote will be counted and the results will be released for all to see in next week's issue of EvilPasta.
• Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a poll or survey, if you see ANOTHER poll pop up in place of the last one you submitted, by all means, fill that one out too!
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The courtroom is no place for perfection. EvilPasta continues the investigation...
Courtroom Bloopers
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![They tell it like it is. [Click To Enlarge]](graphics/gasprice.jpg)
