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The Survey • Which sauce do you prefer on your pasta? marinara --red sauce-- alfredo --white sauce-- meat sauce no sauce other • Would you like to take the next survey? Click HERE for Issue 4's Survey II. Be A Contributor! If you can think of funny things you'd like to see on EvilPasta.com, you're just right for the EvilPasta team. Apply HERE to be among EvilPasta's select group of contributors!

	RateIt! Results for Edition #3 • Readers gave last week's Issue #3 an average rating of 4.4 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 87% approval rating. Stars    Percentage of Respondents 5 *****  54%  [xxxxxxxxxxx] 4 ****   19%  [xxxx] 3 ***    18%  [xxxx] 2 **     2%   [] 1 *      7%   [x] Question Posed: In your opinion, how does this week's issue of EvilPasta compare to last week's issue? Percentage    Response 21%  [xxxx]   "Much Better than last week" 7%   [x]      "Somewhat Better" 14%  [xxx]    "About the Same" 29%  [xxxxxx] "Not as Good" 7%   [x]      "Much Worse" 21%  [xxxx]   "Don't Know/Didn't See Previous Issue"

	Reader Survey Results for Edition #3 We asked: Which type of noodle best describes yourself? Percentage       Response 8%   [xx]        Flat noodle 39%  [xxxxxxxx]  Spiral noodle 24%  [xxxxx]     Curvy noodle 7%   [x]         Undercooked 22%  [xxxx]      (other) Other Responses: al dente angel hair fun noodle salty shells tomato flavored rotini noodles you find at the gourmet shop wet noodle We asked: Which of the following have you ridden in? Percentage/ Response 76%  [xxx]  jet airplane (excludes propeller planes) 38%  [x]    an AMTRAK (or equivilent foreign passenger train) 52%  [xx]   sailboat 33%  [x]    police car 33%  [x]    fire engine 38%  [x]    ambulance 52%  [xx]   horse-and-buggy 95%  [xxxx] roller coaster 95%  [xxxx] ferris wheel 0%   []     UPS truck 14%  [x]    Ford Pinto

	You may have noticed the randomly generated tidbits viewable at the top of each EvilPasta page. Those statistics are based on the results of input from users during last week's issue of EvilPasta. We'd love to hear about you at EvilPasta Interactive! • To participate in EvilPasta's reader polls and surveys, simply look at the right-hand side of any page within the website for the light green-colored sections labeled "Rate it!" or "About You." • Click, check, and/or type in the response which best describes you, then hit the submit button at the bottom of the form. • Your vote will be counted and the results will be released for all to see in next week's issue of EvilPasta. • Usually, we give you more than one chance to interact within every issue of EvilPasta. Once you submit your response to a poll or survey, if you see ANOTHER poll pop up in place of the last one you submitted, by all means, fill that one out too!

	Picture Of The Week A Church Blooper

	Airline Humour Who said airline mechanics don't have a sense of humour? Here are some actual actual logged maintenance complaints as submitted by Qantas pilots... and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

	Yes, the sacred make mistakes too, sometimes. And when the mistakes get this outrageous, somebody just has to take note... Church Bulletin Board Bloopers

	If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

	Now, we review another situation in which bloopers can be disadvantageous. What can be said?... one set of bloopers just isn't enough! Courtroom Bloopers

	Signs You Bought A Bad Car Here at EvilPasta, we are committed to being a valuable source for the common consumer. Review these suggestions for contemplating the condition of your newly purchased automobile.

	The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

	Murphy's Military Law (cont'd.) The second part of our series reviewing Murphy's Law as it applies militarilly.

	We can never pass up an opportunity to convey a detrimental view of our own society! A continuation of the oh-so enlightening insight which we premiered in a previous issue. Only In America

	What happens if you get scared half to death twice?