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This Month's Articles...

	Farmer Sows Corn In Search For Love: Man Plants Personal Ad In Corn A western New York farmer was looking for love. So he wrote a personals ad... in his cow pasture.

	Stupidity or Irony? Is it really evil irony, or simple stupidity in action here?

	A day without sunshine is like night.

	12 More Great Metaphors and Similes Here are some more not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our minds... or at least some very creative ones, at that.

	15 Ways To Annoy Men Yes, it's another play on gender. But we all know there's truth in it ...that's why we laugh.

	What if there were no hypothetical questions?

	Letters to Landlords Please fix our toilet so that we can bathe our children ...and other interesting requests from tenants to landlords.

	U.K. Soldiers Serving In War To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear Defense officials in Britain are briefing the public on a new wrinkle in the fight against the heat and dust of Iraq and Afghanistan...

	It's amazing how many people in that office are trying to resolve all their childhood neuroses ... The best thing to major in if you want to understand Congress is developmental psychology. Former congressman Dick Armey discussing his ex-colleagues in The Washington Post

	Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill.

	"Play some Picasso." Chris Morris Former New Jersey Net, to a piano player at a hotel bar while trying to impress a date.

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