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"President Union will address the nation on the state of the Bush."
Hampton Pearson
news reporter, WBZ-TV
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This Month's Articles...
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15 Greatest Metaphors and Similes
Here are some not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our students... or at least some very creative ones, at that.
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Jason Kidd
upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
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Be an EvilPasta Contributor!
EvilPasta is looking for people with a good sense of humor, a spark of creativity, and a hint of randomness to act as regular contributors to our madness.
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