Absolutely none of the respondents to EvilPasta's recent survey own a music collection on cassette tape, eight-tracks, or vinyl records.
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Since when did ravioli noodles have a sinister grin?
June 2k4

Edition #9

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As Much Use As...
Twenty creative suggestions for insluting "You're as much use as..." expressions to work into your vocabulary.


Stupid Criminals: Bank Robber Forgets His Cash
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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Anamaniacs


15 Ways To Get Rid of a Blind Date
This is the kind of behavior that adds character! Use these suggestions only as a last resort... or as common practice... whatever suits you.


15 More Ways To Deal With Stress
Your second therapist was reluctant to suggest these coping methods to you. Again, we weren't.


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields
during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign


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