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	Murphy's Law 101 For your benefit, EvilPasta offers this continuation of our introductory crash course exploring how the laws of how life tend to not work out.

	The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it... Punch Lines: Beethoven

	All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

	Nice Try At English Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.

	An elderly lady upon return from shopping found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and screamed that she knows how to use it and that she will if required... Carjacking Foiled

	I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

	Pass This Test The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...

	From The News: Much Ado About Nothing at Edinburgh Fringe The Theater of Relativity has come up with the ultimate nihilistic experience on stage -- a play called "Sweet FA" -- that is the talk of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival...

	Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.

	Keep these generalizations in mind for when it comes time to enter the business world. 7 Rules Of Business

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