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The angel hair just lost its halo.
December 2k3

Edition #5

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"I do not like this word 'bomb.' It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
Jacques le Blanc
French Ambassador to New Zealand, regarding press coverage of France's nuclear weapons test in the Pacific.

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The next time your job prospects seem grim, keep in mind you're probably up against this sort of individual...
You Haven't Made the Short List

More Murphy's Law 101
For your benefit, EvilPasta offers this additional crash course on Murphy's Law and its wide array of applications. Be enlightened.


"The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children."
—King Edward VIII


Declaration of Independence
A management analyst's critical response to the Declaration of Independence.

Where an Apple is nothing more than gravity fruit.
Layman's Glossary of Computer Terms


I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


A scientist was talking to God, and said, "God, we don't really need you anymore. We can make Man ourselves..."
Playing Dirty With the Competition


15 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate
Whatever your reasoning or purpose may be, you should find this practical guide peculiarly useful.

Army Basic Training for the Barney Generation:
"Remember, soldiers, after you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend."


10 More Ways to Confuse Your Professor
Once again, EvilPasta insists that there's no excuse for boredom in the college classroom. Try these on for size the next time you find yourself desperate for entertainment. Your professor will love you for it.

"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
Al Capone


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