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	"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Al Gore as Vice President

	Picture Of The Week A Church Blooper

	Airline Humour Who said airline mechanics don't have a sense of humour? Here are some actual actual logged maintenance complaints as submitted by Qantas pilots... and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

	Yes, the sacred make mistakes too, sometimes. And when the mistakes get this outrageous, somebody just has to take note... Church Bulletin Board Bloopers

	If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

	Now, we review another situation in which bloopers can be disadvantageous. What can be said?... one set of bloopers just isn't enough! Courtroom Bloopers

	Signs You Bought A Bad Car Here at EvilPasta, we are committed to being a valuable source for the common consumer. Review these suggestions for contemplating the condition of your newly purchased automobile.

	The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

	Murphy's Military Law (cont'd.) The second part of our series reviewing Murphy's Law as it applies militarilly.

	We can never pass up an opportunity to convey a detrimental view of our own society! A continuation of the oh-so enlightening insight which we premiered in a previous issue. Only In America

	What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

	"It's good to be back here in the great state of Chicago." Dan Quayle

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