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	RateIt! Results for Edition #3 • Readers gave last week's Issue #3 an average rating of 4.4 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 87% approval rating. Stars    Percentage of Respondents 5 *****  54%  [xxxxxxxxxxx] 4 ****   19%  [xxxx] 3 ***    18%  [xxxx] 2 **     2%   [] 1 *      7%   [x] Question Posed: In your opinion, how does this week's issue of EvilPasta compare to last week's issue? Percentage    Response 21%  [xxxx]   "Much Better than last week" 7%   [x]      "Somewhat Better" 14%  [xxx]    "About the Same" 29%  [xxxxxx] "Not as Good" 7%   [x]      "Much Worse" 21%  [xxxx]   "Don't Know/Didn't See Previous Issue"

	Reader Survey Results for Edition #3 We asked: Which type of noodle best describes yourself? Percentage       Response 8%   [xx]        Flat noodle 39%  [xxxxxxxx]  Spiral noodle 24%  [xxxxx]     Curvy noodle 7%   [x]         Undercooked 22%  [xxxx]      (other) Other Responses: al dente angel hair fun noodle salty shells tomato flavored rotini noodles you find at the gourmet shop wet noodle We asked: Which of the following have you ridden in? Percentage/ Response 76%  [xxx]  jet airplane (excludes propeller planes) 38%  [x]    an AMTRAK (or equivilent foreign passenger train) 52%  [xx]   sailboat 33%  [x]    police car 33%  [x]    fire engine 38%  [x]    ambulance 52%  [xx]   horse-and-buggy 95%  [xxxx] roller coaster 95%  [xxxx] ferris wheel 0%   []     UPS truck 14%  [x]    Ford Pinto

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