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Another 10 Fun Things To Do When Driving
Occasionally wave a stuffed animal troll doll Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Stop and collect roadkill.
Restart your car at every stop light.
Let pedestrians know who's boss.
Bop up and down exaggeratedly in your seat to the beat of your music. If you have a passenger in the car with you, have him/her bop on the offbeats.
Sing without having the radio on.
Parallel park where marked for perpendicular or diagonal parking.
Open your hood, roast marshmellows over your engine block when stopped at stoplights.
Fly the flag of a communist nation.
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The following are additional entries under the same topic found in previous issues of Evil Pasta:
Eat food that requires silverware.
Stop at the green lights.
Go at the red ones.
Honk frequently without motivation.
Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
Stop and pray to roadkill.
Ask people for Grey Poupon.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
Toss large quantities of confetti out the window.
Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Two words: Chicken suit.
Keep at least five cats in the car.
Keep at least five dogs in the car.
Pass cars, stop at the next exit, then pass them again. Repeat at least five times.
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
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