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Murphy's Military Law
• Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
• No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
• Friendly fire ain't.
• The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
• The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
• The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
• The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
• Incoming fire has the right of way.
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