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	You Know You're Living In 2003 When... • Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. • Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. • Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes. • Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined. • Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary. • Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet. • Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the latest features, but you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up. • Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital. • There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy. • Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers." Click Here to view more "You Know You're Living in 2003 When...!" The following are additional entries under the same topic found in previous issues of Evil Pasta: • You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. • You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years (or ever). • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. • You e-mail your coworker who works at the desk next to you. • Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. • When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. • When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally do "9" to get an outside line. • You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. • Your CV is on a disk in your pocket. • You learn about your redundancy in the workplace on the 10 o'clock news.

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