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When spaghetti deviates from its conventional role in society.
Monday, August 18, 2003

Edition #3

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RateIt! Results for Edition #2
• Readers gave last week's Issue #2 an average rating of 4.3 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 85% approval rating.

Stars    Percentage of Respondents
5 *****  53%  [xxxxxxxxxxx]
4 ****   27%  [xxxxx]
3 ***    13%  [xxx]
2 **     7%  [xx]
1 *      0%   []


Question Posed: In your opinion, how does this week's issue of EvilPasta compare to last week's issue?

Percentage            Response
44%  [xxxxxxxxx] "Much Better than last week"
20%  [xxxx]      "Somewhat Better"
22%  [xxxx]      "About the Same"
11%  [xx]        "Not as Good"
0%   []          "Much Worse"
21%  [xxxx]      "Don't Know/Didn't See Previous Issue"

Reader Survey Results for Edition #2
We asked: Can you cook pasta? How well do you know how to cook pasta?

Percentage         Response
1%   [.]             "No, I can't cook pasta.
                     I can't be trusted in the kitchen."
5%   [x]             "I could cook some if I had to.
                     Won't guarantee anything, though."
3%   [x]             "Only if it's microwavable or if
                     there are extensive instructions
                     on the box."
60%  [xxxxxxxxxxxx]  "Yes, I can cook pasta, and
                     it usually comes out just fine.."
16%  [xxx]           "Yes, I can cook pasta quite well.
                     In fact, I have a few specialties."
15%  [xxx]           "I can cook any extravagant pasta
                     dish in my sleep, blindfolded,
                     with my hands tied behind my back.
                     I have several recipes memorized."


We asked: What sort of pets do you own?

Percentage          Response
27%  [xxxxx]        Cats
  4% [x] of total     (multiple cats)
  17% of cat owners
33%  [xxxxxxx]      Dogs
  13%[xxx] of total   (multiple dogs)
  38% of dog owners
8%   [xx]           Birds
  4% [x] of total     (multiple birds)
  50% of bird owners
0%   []             Geese/Ducks
8%   [xx]           Hampsters
0%   []             Turtles
7%   [x]            (None)
6%   [x]            Others:
  6% [x]              Horses
    6% [x] of total     (multiple horses)
    100% of horse owners

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