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	The Seeing Eye Pilot       Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. One is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.       Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start.       The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.       As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.       Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."

	10 Fun Things To Do When Driving The smash hit that took readers by storm is back with fresh ideas. More suggestions for that boring, lonely morning commute to work.

	5 More Ways To Confuse Your Professor There's no excuse for boredom in the college classroom. Try these on for size the next time you find yourself desperate for entertainment. Your professor will love you for it.

	Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

	Murphy's Law 101 A continuation of our simple introductory course exploring the laws of how life tends to not work out.

	This is the kind of behavior that adds character! 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Blind Date

	Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

	A fun little story that'll make you all the more confident the next time you set off to fly. The Seeing Eye Pilot

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	I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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