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	RateIt! Results for Edition #1 • Readers gave last week's premier issue an average rating of 4.29 out of 5 stars. That amounts to an 82.4% approval rating. Stars    Percentage of Respondents 5 *****  53%  [xxxxxxxxxxx] 4 ****   26%  [xxxxx] 3 ***    9%   [xx] 2 **     3%   [x] 1 *      9%   [xx]

	Reader Survey Results for Edition #1 We asked: Did you brush your teeth this morning? Percentage       Response 42%  [xxxxxxxx]  "Yes, I did." 11%  [xx]        "I flossed, too!" 7%   [x]         "No; I brush my teeth at                   a different time of day." 16%  [xxx]       "Nope, I didn't." 22%  [xxxx]      "I haven't brushed my teeth                   in at least three days." Again, we can't stress how much the accuracy of these results hinge upon the respondents' honesty (after all, this IS a self-report poll). Therefore, only you can tell us whether one-fifth of you REALLY haven't brushed your teeth in three days!

	10 Fun Things To Do When Driving The smash hit that took readers by storm is back with fresh ideas. More suggestions for that boring, lonely morning commute to work.

	5 More Ways To Confuse Your Professor There's no excuse for boredom in the college classroom. Try these on for size the next time you find yourself desperate for entertainment. Your professor will love you for it.

	Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

	Murphy's Law 101 A continuation of our simple introductory course exploring the laws of how life tends to not work out.

	This is the kind of behavior that adds character! 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Blind Date

	Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

	A fun little story that'll make you all the more confident the next time you set off to fly. The Seeing Eye Pilot

	A practical guide. How To Drive In A College Town

	I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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