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	How To Drive In A College Town • Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to ensure inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible. • Teenage drivers believe they are immortal. Don't yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise. • Never take a green light at face value. Always look right and left before proceeding. • Always look both ways when running a red light. • The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. • While it is possible to fit a 15-foot car into a 15-foot parking space, it is seldom possible to fit a 16-foot car into a 15-foot parking space. Sad but true. • In the long run, parking your car in a lot is always cheaper than parking it at a meter. • Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body work. • The yellow light is not, as commonly supposed outside the local area, a signal to slow down. It is a warning to speed up and get through the intersection before the light turns red. • Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right.

	10 Fun Things To Do When Driving The smash hit that took readers by storm is back with fresh ideas. More suggestions for that boring, lonely morning commute to work.

	5 More Ways To Confuse Your Professor There's no excuse for boredom in the college classroom. Try these on for size the next time you find yourself desperate for entertainment. Your professor will love you for it.

	Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

	Murphy's Law 101 A continuation of our simple introductory course exploring the laws of how life tends to not work out.

	This is the kind of behavior that adds character! 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Blind Date

	Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

	A fun little story that'll make you all the more confident the next time you set off to fly. The Seeing Eye Pilot

	A practical guide. How To Drive In A College Town

	I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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