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In The News: Indian Eunuchs Help Collect Taxes
PATNA, India (November 9, 2006, AP) One cash-strapped Indian city has launched a unique collection service to dislodge payment from tax deadbeats: Door-to-door eunuchs.

Eunuchs, or men who lack external genitalia, are regarded as powerless in India and traditionally make a living on tips for dancing at weddings or blessing newborns.

But they are also known for extreme stubbornness and Patna, the capital of Bihar state in eastern India, hired scores of them Wednesday to compel shop owners to pay their tax arrears.

"We are confident that their reputation and persuasive skills will come in handy for the municipal authorities to collect taxes from defaulters," said Bharat Sharma, a revenue officer.

Only 2,000 of nearly half a million people have been paying property tax and water supply charges to Patna's municipal authorities, and tax collection is less than one-third of a projected tax base of $15 million, said Atul Prasad, the municipal administrator.

Dancing and singing to the beat of drums and wearing bright saris, the eunuchs met with success in their new role Wednesday. They collected about $9,000 in cash and checks from shop owners in the city, Sharma told The Associated Press.

Revenue officials accompany the eunuchs with records to settle the outstanding dues on the spot. The eunuchs get 4 percent of what they collect from defaulters.

The eunuchs would be asked to help collect outstanding taxes from private homes soon, Prasad said.

This Month's Articles...
10 Accident Reports
Interesting actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.

Gasoline Conservation for Dummies
Save gas: As summer driving season approaches, let's think about how to save big bucks on gasoline.


It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.


Clever Students, Clever Teachers
We bring you these reports in a never-ending race of wits between students and teachers as the two groups strive to out-smart eachother.


Story of Proud Hick from Melcher, IA
Designated driver? No way. Only a person from Iowa could think of this...

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?


In The News: Indian Eunuchs Help Collect Taxes
Actual stories... More of the latest news that actually happened and was actually reported in the news from the EvilPasta News archives.

Application for Jerry Springer Show
Want to be on the Jerry Springer Show? Here's what we presume to be a sample application.


News Headlines Not Worth Printing:

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies [The Los Angeles Times, March 2]
Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men [The Sunday Oregonian, September 24]
Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete [The Miami Herald, July 3]
Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons [Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6]
How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author Louise Hart [Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5]
Fish Lurk In Streams [Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29]


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