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10 Accident Reports
Actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
• "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
• "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
• "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
• "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
• "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
• "A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face."
• "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."
• "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."
• "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
• "Windshield broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."
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10 Accident Reports
Interesting actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
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News Headlines Not Worth Printing:
• Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies [The Los Angeles Times, March 2]
• Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men [The Sunday Oregonian, September 24]
• Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete [The Miami Herald, July 3]
• Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons [Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6]
• How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author Louise Hart [Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5]
• Fish Lurk In Streams [Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29]
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