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Amusing Irrelevant Facts
Here are some additional Amusing Irrelevant Facts... found in previous issues of Evil Pasta:
Walter Cavanaugh, "Mr. Plastic Fantastic," has 1,196 different valid credit cards.
In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland.
Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific.
You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
Mosquitoes have teeth.
In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
19,200 college students streaked at the same time in Boulder, CO in 1974.
In 1977, a 13-year-old boy discovered a tooth growing on his left foot.
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.
The first sperm banks opened in 1964; they were located in Tokyo and Iowa City.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
If an orangutan belches at you, watch out. He's warning you to stay out of his territory.
Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.
Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991.
About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money. [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
36% of American drivers think they drive better than anyone else.
In 1681, the last dodo bird died.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out.
In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound pet rock.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
In 1984, a New Jersey man opened a summer camp for Cabbage Patch dolls.
In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast.
In the early '80s, a toad was discovered that meows instead of croaking.
In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows.
About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald.
An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Bubble gum contains rubber.
Every person has a unique tongue print.
The most extras ever used in a movie was 300,000, for the film Gandhi in 1981.
When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1935, he was called Happy Rabbit.
Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
An Indian woman can legally wed a goat.
Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
What color was Christopher Columbus's hair? Blonde.
In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones: Bhutan.
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Classified Ads
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The Pirate
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we tried it before, and it didn't seem like y'all hated it too much. Let's learn some more purely useless information...
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