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March 2k7

Edition #15

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15 Amusing Irrelevant Facts
• Bubble gum contains rubber.

• Every person has a unique tongue print.

• The most extras ever used in a movie was 300,000, for the film Gandhi in 1981.

• When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1935, he was called Happy Rabbit.

• Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

• Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

• An Indian woman can legally wed a goat.

• Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

• You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

• The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

• Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

• The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

• Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.

• What color was Christopher Columbus's hair? Blonde.

• In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones: Bhutan.

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This Month's Articles...
Classified Ads
Not edited for grammar, content, or clarity. Obviously. Take a look.

More Murphy's Law 101
Almost becoming a staple of EvilPasta... Murphy's Law is more than simply "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Let's expand on it just a little bit.


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


The Pirate
One of two obligatory punchline jokes this month. Short and sweet.

Alien Transmission
The second of two obligatory punchline jokes this month. Let's see if you get it.


Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!


15 Amusing Irrelevant Facts
we tried it before, and it didn't seem like y'all hated it too much. Let's learn some more purely useless information...

Price of Fame
Let's find out if we have any readers from Dallas, Texas. How? Offend them.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
—A.A. Milne


Stupid Student Essays
12 excerpts. We all have a lot to learn.


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