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Alien Transmission
Scientists this week decoded the first confirmed alien transmission from outer space. Here is the text of the message that they decoded:
"This really works! Just send 5*10^50 atoms of hydrogen to each of the five star systems listed below. Then, add your own system to the top of the list, delete the system at the bottom, and send out copies of this message to 100 other solar systems. If you follow these instructions, within 0.25 of a galactic rotation you are guaranteed to receive enough hydrogen in return to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!"
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This Month's Articles...
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Classified Ads
Not edited for grammar, content, or clarity. Obviously. Take a look.
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The Pirate
One of two obligatory punchline jokes this month. Short and sweet.
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15 Amusing Irrelevant Facts
we tried it before, and it didn't seem like y'all hated it too much. Let's learn some more purely useless information...
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Price of Fame
Let's find out if we have any readers from Dallas, Texas. How? Offend them.
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