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More Murphy's Law 101
When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
Most general statements are false, including this one.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by the paper clip of the overlying correspondence and go to file.
The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have a single answer.
An answer may be wrong, right, both, or neither. Most answers are partly right and partly wrong.
A statement may be true independently of illogical reasoning.
A chain of reasoning is no stronger than its weakest link.
Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.
The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.
Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.
Mother nature is a bitch.
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