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	U.K. Soldiers Serving In War To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear LONDON (August 18 2005, AP) Defense officials in Britain are briefing the public on a new wrinkle in the fight against the heat and dust of Iraq and Afghanistan -- germ-fighting underwear. The antimicrobial underpants have been introduced by the Ministry of Defense as part of a new desert uniform. They are the first undergarments issued to British troops, who traditionally have supplied their own. A military spokesman said the underwear is not only coated to prevent bacterial infection, developers tried to arrange the seams so they don't chafe. The army's new desert kit also includes boots with rubber soles designed to withstand temperatures of up to 572 degrees Fahrenheit and "combat sandals" for off-duty wear. The British Army has faced criticism for allegedly inadequate equipment.

This Month's Articles...

	Farmer Sows Corn In Search For Love: Man Plants Personal Ad In Corn A western New York farmer was looking for love. So he wrote a personals ad... in his cow pasture.

	Stupidity or Irony? Is it really evil irony, or simple stupidity in action here?

	A day without sunshine is like night.

	12 More Great Metaphors and Similes Here are some more not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our minds... or at least some very creative ones, at that.

	15 Ways To Annoy Men Yes, it's another play on gender. But we all know there's truth in it ...that's why we laugh.

	What if there were no hypothetical questions?

	Letters to Landlords Please fix our toilet so that we can bathe our children ...and other interesting requests from tenants to landlords.

	U.K. Soldiers Serving In War To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear Defense officials in Britain are briefing the public on a new wrinkle in the fight against the heat and dust of Iraq and Afghanistan...

	It's amazing how many people in that office are trying to resolve all their childhood neuroses ... The best thing to major in if you want to understand Congress is developmental psychology. Former congressman Dick Armey discussing his ex-colleagues in The Washington Post

	Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill.

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