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15 Ways To Annoy Men
Do not say what you mean. Ever.
Be ambiguous. Always.
Cry. Cry often.
Make them apologize for everything.
Stash feminine products in their cars, backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
Read into everything.
Over-analyze everything.
Look them in the eye and start laughing.
Get mad at them for everything.
Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.
When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick finger, and his affection for his Little Princess.
Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24 - 7. Compare and contrast.
Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.
Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.
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