A day without sunshine is like night.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
It's amazing how many people in that office are trying to resolve all their childhood neuroses ... The best thing to major in if you want to understand Congress is developmental psychology.
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Stupidity or Irony?
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12 More Great Metaphors and Similes
Here are some more not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our minds... or at least some very creative ones, at that.
15 Ways To Annoy Men
Yes, it's another play on gender. But we all know there's truth in it ...that's why we laugh.
Letters to Landlords
Please fix our toilet so that we can bathe our children ...and other interesting requests from tenants to landlords.
U.K. Soldiers Serving In War To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear
Defense officials in Britain are briefing the public on a new wrinkle in the fight against the heat and dust of Iraq and Afghanistan...
Former congressman Dick Armey discussing his ex-colleagues in The Washington Post
Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill
Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill.
