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	Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill ELGIN, IL (August 19 2005, IBS) Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill. LaChania Govan made dozens of phone calls to the cable company to complain about service, but she said she was never rude. So the Elgin, Ill., woman was shocked when her bill came and had the insult printed where her name should be. Instead of her name, the bill had the "b" word printed on it. Wednesday, Comcast said it fired two employees for the incident and also issued an apology to Govan. "We are appalled by this treatment of our customer and want to extend our sincerest apologies" to LaChania Govan, the company said Wednesday in a statement. "This is not the way Comcast does business." Comcast officials offered Govan two months of free cable to try to make amends. But she's canceled her Comcast account, anyway.

This Month's Articles...

	Farmer Sows Corn In Search For Love: Man Plants Personal Ad In Corn A western New York farmer was looking for love. So he wrote a personals ad... in his cow pasture.

	Stupidity or Irony? Is it really evil irony, or simple stupidity in action here?

	A day without sunshine is like night.

	12 More Great Metaphors and Similes Here are some more not-so-elegantly-put metaphors and similes formulated by the brightest of our minds... or at least some very creative ones, at that.

	15 Ways To Annoy Men Yes, it's another play on gender. But we all know there's truth in it ...that's why we laugh.

	What if there were no hypothetical questions?

	Letters to Landlords Please fix our toilet so that we can bathe our children ...and other interesting requests from tenants to landlords.

	U.K. Soldiers Serving In War To Get Germ-Fighting Underwear Defense officials in Britain are briefing the public on a new wrinkle in the fight against the heat and dust of Iraq and Afghanistan...

	It's amazing how many people in that office are trying to resolve all their childhood neuroses ... The best thing to major in if you want to understand Congress is developmental psychology. Former congressman Dick Armey discussing his ex-colleagues in The Washington Post

	Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill.

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