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	Amusing Irrelevant Facts • Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded. • The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. • In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers. • Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air. • The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million. • The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night. • 36% of American drivers think they drive better than anyone else. • In 1681, the last dodo bird died. • A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. • The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley. • How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out. • In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound pet rock. • About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it. • In 1984, a New Jersey man opened a summer camp for Cabbage Patch dolls. • In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast. • In the early '80s, a toad was discovered that meows instead of croaking. • In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows. • About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald. • An average person laughs about 15 times a day. • Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

This Month's Articles...

	GM's Brilliant Airbag Contest With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 2001, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday.

	Frustrated Robber Leaves After Cashier Laughs At His Mask What would you think if Pluto tried to rob you? A clerk at a Pennsylvania convenience store thought it was hilarious.

	Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

	New Way to Get That Job Use this response to dreaded rejection letters during your next job hunt.

	George Costanza's Tips for Working Tips for maintaining appearances as a busy, useful, productive, employee at your workplace.

	Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

	New Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. Read more...

	Maybe You Should Just Stay Home Sometimes people make you wonder. EvilPasta recommends staying home and keeping your mouth shut.

	Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

	Amusing Irrelevant Facts Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air. Let's learn some more purely useless information...

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