 |
|
|
|
Feedback
Your feedback will be used to learn how well-liked this article is in comparison to others.
•
How funny was this article? Use a scale of 5 stars.
| | | | |
|
|
|
|
The Survey
•
Have you ever been employed by a McDonalds restaurant?
• Want to take the next survey?
Click HERE for Survey I.
| | | | |
|
|
|
|
Now on Facebook!
Are you on Facebook?
So is EvilPasta.
Friend EvilPasta's Facebook profile here.
You'll get to join a social network of other EvilPasta freaks just like you! Plus, you'll get to go behind the scenes a little bit and get access to some special fun little EvilPasta-related things.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
New Element Discovered
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. The element, tentatively named Administratum, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However it does have:
1 neutron
125 assistant neutrons
75 vice-neutrons
111 assistant vice-neutrons
This gives it an atomic mass of 312. The 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratum is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every action with which it comes in contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratum causes one reaction to take four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
Administratum has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization. Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratum occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities, and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratum is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how. Administratum can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
|
|
|
|
|
This Month's Articles...
|
|
|
|
New Element Discovered
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. Read more...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Amusing Irrelevant Facts
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air. Let's learn some more purely useless information...
|
|
|
|
|
This site designed, hosted, and managed by:
|