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	Frustrated Robber Leaves After Cashier Laughs At His Mask CRANBERRY, PA (Mar 11 2005, AP) What would you think if Pluto tried to rob you? A clerk at a Pennsylvania convenience store thought it was hilarious. Police in Cranberry say a would-be bandit walked into Gordon's Mini Market wearing a mask of the Disney cartoon dog. According to officers, the clerk was laughing so hard, he didn't comply with the robber's demand to empty the cash register. The frustrated robber walked out. But police don't recommend trying to laugh your way out of a stick-up. Sgt. Dave Kovach said the clerk's response was dangerous. The sarge said the bad guy could have been a strung-out addict capable of just about anything.

This Month's Articles...

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	Frustrated Robber Leaves After Cashier Laughs At His Mask What would you think if Pluto tried to rob you? A clerk at a Pennsylvania convenience store thought it was hilarious.

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