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This Month's Articles...

	Best and Worst Comments Taken From MIT Course Evaluation Guide "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing. It's a great stress reliever..."

	Fraternity Blows Cannon Into Apartments COLUMBIA, MO.: Members of the Kappa Alpha fraternity tried to load an antique cannon on their front lawn with fireworks, but destroyed the cannon and blew out the window of a second floor apartment across the street.

	The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. Abbie Hoffman

	Murphy's Law 101 Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Our course in Murphy's Law is back in session with a fresh look at the basic yet intriguing concept: "If anything can go wrong, it will."

	Driving Test Bloopers A sampling of real answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school for moving violation offenders.

	People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

	Computer Lies These things wouldn't be so uncomforting when you hear them if they were true.

	Computers & Electronics as Depicted in Movies Your computer tells you "This program has performed an illegal operation." Computers in movies cut right to the explosions.

	Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

	20 Amusing Irrelevant Facts The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. ...and you thought THAT was useless and irrelevant. Wait 'til you read on...

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