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MORE Ways To Be Annoying
Here are additional Ways To Be Annoying found in previous issues of Evil Pasta:
Take the hotel towel.
Pay tolls with $100 bills.
Practice the art of limp handshakes.
Tell the ending of movies.
Leave the toilet seat up.
Take more than (#) items to the express checkout lane.
Turn on your brights for oncoming traffic.
Finish other people's crossword puzzles.
Tailgate the elderly.
Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
Don't leave a message at the beep.
Leave your supermarket cart in the parking lot or on the street.
Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.
Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
Toss things out the window: tissues, cigarettes, cellophane food wrappings and those sorts of things.
Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April.
Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.
See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.
Use the last square of toilet paper.
Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines.
Snap your gum.
Go up the down escalator.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off.
Open umbrellas in crowded hallways.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.
When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.
Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.
Chew other people's pencils.
Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair.
Let doors slam behind youin other people's faces.
Tell teenagers how things were in your day.
Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.
Pee in the swimming pool.
Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in.
Wear large hats during the movies.
Forget the pooper scooper.
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