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	MORE Ways To Be Annoying Here are additional Ways To Be Annoying found in previous issues of Evil Pasta: • Take the hotel towel. • Pay tolls with $100 bills. • Practice the art of limp handshakes. • Tell the ending of movies. • Leave the toilet seat up. • Take more than (#) items to the express checkout lane. • Turn on your brights for oncoming traffic. • Finish other people's crossword puzzles. • Tailgate the elderly. • Drum your fingers during other people's presentations. • Don't leave a message at the beep. • Leave your supermarket cart in the parking lot or on the street. • Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways. • Eat produce at the market; don't buy it. • When giving directions, leave out a turn or two. • Toss things out the window: tissues, cigarettes, cellophane food wrappings and those sorts of things. • Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April. • Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures. • See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window. • Use the last square of toilet paper. • Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines. • Snap your gum. • Go up the down escalator. • Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. • Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations. • Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off. • Open umbrellas in crowded hallways. • Announce when you're going to the bathroom. • Read over other people's shoulders on the bus. • When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you. • Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want. • Chew other people's pencils. • Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair. • Let doors slam behind you—in other people's faces. • Tell teenagers how things were in your day. • Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation. • Pee in the swimming pool. • Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in. • Wear large hats during the movies. • Forget the pooper scooper.

This Month's Articles...

	The Final Exam EvilPasta University brings you the ULTIMATE final exam. Good luck...

	Grading Final Exams A list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.

	Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Abbie Hoffman

	Cartoon Laws of Physics The basic laws of physics change completely when we're in the cartoon world...

	What Professors Say and What They Really Mean Language that professors commonly use deciphered for the layman.

	A closed mouth gathers no feet.

	15 Ways To Deal With Stress Whimfully helpful stress-management tips... try these!

	20 More Ways To Be Annoying Let's do society a favor by exposing new inventive ways to annoy the heck out of people.

	Handy guide to modern science: * If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. * If it stinks, it's chemistry. * If it doesn't work, it's physics.

	Fresh Hope for Fat Bunnies LONDON (Apr 28 2004, Reuters): The dangers of obesity to kids may be all over the headlines, but spare a thought for the legions of fat rabbits-- overfed and under-exercised by their doting owners.

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