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	20 More Ways To Be Annoying • Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines. • Snap your gum. • Go up the down escalator. • Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. • Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations. • Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off. • Open umbrellas in crowded hallways. • Announce when you're going to the bathroom. • Read over other people's shoulders on the bus. • When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you. • Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want. • Chew other people's pencils. • Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair. • Let doors slam behind you—in other people's faces. • Tell teenagers how things were in your day. • Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation. • Pee in the swimming pool. • Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in. • Wear large hats during the movies. • Forget the pooper scooper. Click Here for more Ways To Be Annoying!

This Month's Articles...

	The Final Exam EvilPasta University brings you the ULTIMATE final exam. Good luck...

	Grading Final Exams A list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.

	Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Abbie Hoffman

	Cartoon Laws of Physics The basic laws of physics change completely when we're in the cartoon world...

	What Professors Say and What They Really Mean Language that professors commonly use deciphered for the layman.

	A closed mouth gathers no feet.

	15 Ways To Deal With Stress Whimfully helpful stress-management tips... try these!

	20 More Ways To Be Annoying Let's do society a favor by exposing new inventive ways to annoy the heck out of people.

	Handy guide to modern science: * If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. * If it stinks, it's chemistry. * If it doesn't work, it's physics.

	Fresh Hope for Fat Bunnies LONDON (Apr 28 2004, Reuters): The dangers of obesity to kids may be all over the headlines, but spare a thought for the legions of fat rabbits-- overfed and under-exercised by their doting owners.

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