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Fresh Hope for Fat Bunnies
LONDON (Apr 28 2004, Reuters): The dangers of obesity to kids may be all over the headlines just now but spare a thought for the legions of fat rabbits -- overfed and under-exercised by their doting British owners.

To tackle the problem, Edinburgh University's Veterinary School is to employ a vet to become a rabbit specialist and examine the extent of the issue.

"It is a big problem. Rabbits are being killed with kindness. They are designed to eat grass but are being fed things like pizza, crisps and digestive biscuits," said Anna Meredith, head of the university's exotic animals service.

"There are about 1.3 million pet rabbits across the UK and, judging by what I see in my surgery, tens of thousands of them must be badly overweight," she told Reuters.

The problem lay, she said, not with children who have traditionally kept rabbits as cuddly pets, but more with adults.

"We have to get back to nature in terms of diet. Rabbits are very sociable animals who bond very easily with their owners. But unfortunately they also have a very sweet tooth and love sugary things," Meredith added.


This Month's Articles...
The Final Exam
EvilPasta University brings you the ULTIMATE final exam. Good luck...

Grading Final Exams
A list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.


Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Abbie Hoffman


Cartoon Laws of Physics
The basic laws of physics change completely when we're in the cartoon world...


What Professors Say and What They Really Mean
Language that professors commonly use deciphered for the layman.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.


15 Ways To Deal With Stress
Whimfully helpful stress-management tips... try these!


20 More Ways To Be Annoying
Let's do society a favor by exposing new inventive ways to annoy the heck out of people.

Handy guide to modern science:
* If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.
* If it stinks, it's chemistry.
* If it doesn't work, it's physics.


Fresh Hope for Fat Bunnies
LONDON (Apr 28 2004, Reuters): The dangers of obesity to kids may be all over the headlines, but spare a thought for the legions of fat rabbits-- overfed and under-exercised by their doting owners.


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