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	Grading Final Exams Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams: Dept Of Statistics: • All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. Dept Of Psychology: • Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. Dept Of History: • All students get the same grade they got last year. Dept Of Religion: • Grade is determined by God. Dept Of Philosophy: • What is a grade? Law School: • Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. Dept Of Mathematics: • Grades are variable. Dept Of Logic: • If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. Dept Of Computer Science: • Random number generator determines grade. Music Department: • Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). Dept Of Physical Education: • Everybody gets an A.

This Month's Articles...

	The Final Exam EvilPasta University brings you the ULTIMATE final exam. Good luck...

	Grading Final Exams A list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.

	Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Abbie Hoffman

	Cartoon Laws of Physics The basic laws of physics change completely when we're in the cartoon world...

	What Professors Say and What They Really Mean Language that professors commonly use deciphered for the layman.

	A closed mouth gathers no feet.

	15 Ways To Deal With Stress Whimfully helpful stress-management tips... try these!

	20 More Ways To Be Annoying Let's do society a favor by exposing new inventive ways to annoy the heck out of people.

	Handy guide to modern science: * If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. * If it stinks, it's chemistry. * If it doesn't work, it's physics.

	Fresh Hope for Fat Bunnies LONDON (Apr 28 2004, Reuters): The dangers of obesity to kids may be all over the headlines, but spare a thought for the legions of fat rabbits-- overfed and under-exercised by their doting owners.

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