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August 2k4

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Driving Test Bloopers
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school for moving violation offenders.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at The same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.


This Month's Articles...
Best and Worst Comments Taken From MIT Course Evaluation Guide
"Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing. It's a great stress reliever..."

Fraternity Blows Cannon Into Apartments
COLUMBIA, MO.: Members of the Kappa Alpha fraternity tried to load an antique cannon on their front lawn with fireworks, but destroyed the cannon and blew out the window of a second floor apartment across the street.


The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Abbie Hoffman


Murphy's Law 101
Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Our course in Murphy's Law is back in session with a fresh look at the basic yet intriguing concept: "If anything can go wrong, it will."


Driving Test Bloopers
A sampling of real answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school for moving violation offenders.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.


Computer Lies
These things wouldn't be so uncomforting when you hear them if they were true.


Computers & Electronics as Depicted in Movies
Your computer tells you "This program has performed an illegal operation." Computers in movies cut right to the explosions.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.


20 Amusing Irrelevant Facts
The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. ...and you thought THAT was useless and irrelevant. Wait 'til you read on...


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