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Driving Test Bloopers
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school for moving violation offenders.
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
A: Your car.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
A: The color.
A: Heavy psychedelics.
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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