• "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high." • "In class, the syllabus is more important than you are." • "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!" • "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor." • "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree." • "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame" • "Textbook is confusing… someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it." • "Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the way I felt all term." • "This class was a religious experience for me… I had to take it all on faith." • "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him." • "Problems sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material." • "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing. It's a great stress reliever." • "He is one of the best teachers I have had. He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure." • "I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They've got a cool nest in the tree." • "The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon." • "TA steadily improved throughout the course. I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up." • "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose— spraying in all directions— no way to stop it." • "I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets." • "What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high quality paper.'" • "The course was very thorough. What wasn't covered in class was covered on the final exam."
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