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	Stupid Criminals: Bank Robber Forgets His Cash DES MOINES, IA. (May 4 2004, DSM Register) A man tried to rob a Des Moines bank Monday, but left empty-handed and even shorter on cash than when he came in. Des Moines police said a man walked into the Iowa Savings Bank at 3401 Ingersol Ave. about 4:45pm Monday. He handed the clerk a $20 bill and asked for change—10 $1 bills and two $5 bills. The clerk counted out and handed him the $1 bills, but as she was getting his two $5 bills, the suspect opened a plastic bag and demanded all the money. The man didn't display a weapon or imply that he had a weapon, Halifax said. The clerk refused. He tried again. "She said 'no' again, and he left," Senior Police Officer Jason Halifax said. Halifax said the man left the bank and took off on foot, leaving his two $5 bills behind. "He apparently didn't want his change back," Halifax said. The suspect is described as a male in his 20s, about 5 feet, 8 inches tall and 150 pounds. He was wearing black clothing and a blue stocking cap. Halifax said witnesses told police the suspect looked like he was trying to disguise himself. He appeared to be wearing a wig, and a tattoo on his left cheek looked fake, Halifax said. The bank, which has changed names several times in recent years, has been targeted for robberies in the past, Halifax said. Police have confirmed that this is the first time, however, the would-be robber actually lost money in the process.

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