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15 More Ways To Deal With Stress
Polish your car with earwax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
Do your assignments in binary code.
At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
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