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Murphy's Technology Laws
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
All's well that ends.
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Here are more Murphy's Laws found in previous issues of Evil Pasta:
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
Anybody can winunless there happens to be a second entry.
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.
If the assumptions are wrong, the conclusions aren't likely to be very good.
Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Check the answer you have worked out once more before you tell it to anybody.
Estimating a figure may be enough to catch an error.
An exception TESTS a rule; it NEVER PROVES it.
When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally.
When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy's Technology Laws
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